I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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