So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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