super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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