she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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