There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You dont lie about slip and slides
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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