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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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