JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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