That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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