I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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