Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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