Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
