This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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