I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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