it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
P.S. I can't hear my feet
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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