Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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