I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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