I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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