you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize
