Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
