He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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