You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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