so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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