That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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