I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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