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please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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