i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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