White coat. Heels.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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