i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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