In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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