no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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