i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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