guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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