FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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