I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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