Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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