There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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