Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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