Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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