summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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