Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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