They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
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