I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Green mimosas i think yes
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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