I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Randomize
