you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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