I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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