Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
