why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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