i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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