there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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