we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I think your dad took our porno
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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