But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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