nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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