yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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