So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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