I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
MIDGETS
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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