I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
