You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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