we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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